This was in the Metro this morning, it feels like everyone had the same joke, if only i could of copyrighted it. What I posted it http://blog.kking.co.uk/blog/_archives/2007/3/1/2773313.html

This was in the indie, not so much a joke but you know what they are implying.

Every action has a equal and opposite reaction

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