How important, so important that we don't answer your call and when we do we cut you off. So more hold music at the back of the queue when you call back.
Isn't it wonderful when people don't do there job and promise you that they will sort it, rearraging a delivery for the day you can make rather than a day when you can't, are you listening Dell Customer Service.
Have you ever though about asking your staff to do what they say to customers. I won't name and shame yet but if a company is judged by the way it treats it customers through customer service the Dell has poor third world customer service,
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Friday, July 14
You call is important to us!
by
The Trained Monkey
on Fri 14 Jul 2006 16:52 BST
Courier Companies
by
The Trained Monkey
on Fri 14 Jul 2006 13:19 BST
I've always wondered by courier companies never ring the person they are going to delivery to before they send the ... more » Tuesday, July 11
The lunatic is no longer on the grass
by
The Trained Monkey
on Tue 11 Jul 2006 17:25 BST
 Pink Floyd legend Syd Barrett 1946 - 2006Monday, July 10
German archivists have found a way to store and access digital data for centuries -- convert it to analog.
by
The Trained Monkey
on Mon 10 Jul 2006 17:18 BST
The data pool in the universe is continuously growing. More and more information is being saved digitally on CDs and DVDs -- but these thin silver disks have a life-span of only about five years. That may be sufficient for the average user at home or work, but archives and libraries face the threat of massive loss.
At the end of June, specialists gathered for a colloquium in the library at the University of Stuttgart. They met to conclude the so called ARCHE project, which sought a long-term solution for storing digital data -- and found one. microfilm
Tomorrow is D-day
by
The Trained Monkey
on Mon 10 Jul 2006 15:25 BST
Tuesday is D-Day for Windows 98, 98 SE and ME users. After some
extensions, Microsoft is finally ending its association ... more »
Friday, July 7
PlayStation 2 in VAT Sting
by
The Trained Monkey
on Fri 07 Jul 2006 16:18 BST
Sony Computer Entertainment Europe Ltd have been caught by the TaxMan They have been calling the Playstation 2 machines as ... more »
Thursday, July 6
Cops spot-fine Goth £80 for upsetting weapons detector
by
The Trained Monkey
on Thu 06 Jul 2006 13:59 BST
Metal detectors have feelings too, apparently.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/06/accursed_metal_detector/ more »
Start your own arms race in the office
by
The Trained Monkey
on Thu 06 Jul 2006 12:57 BST
Every office should have one
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=mislau The USB Missile Launcher is the ultimate deterrent against those annoying people who lurk ... more »
Sky launches its text to record service
by
The Trained Monkey
on Thu 06 Jul 2006 12:37 BST
Sky
has launched a service allowing customers to text their Sky+ boxes from
anywhere in the world, instructing it to ... more »
Microsoft will be the sole supplier of Engine Control Units to Formula 1.
by
The Trained Monkey
on Thu 06 Jul 2006 10:50 BST
beginning in 2008, Microsoft will be the sole supplier of Engine Control Units to Formula 1.
Apparently, moving to ... more »
Wednesday, July 5
Breaking News
by
The Trained Monkey
on Wed 05 Jul 2006 11:15 BST
It's alleged that one of the Portuguese football players failed a drugs and alcohol test after the match. If this ... more »
Monday, July 3
The man is a god
by
The Trained Monkey
on Mon 03 Jul 2006 23:07 BST
Stay Beautiful's pavement is normally covered in glitter on the best of night but tonight was special the Manics ... more »
WiMAX in the UK. Here's why it won't fly
by
The Trained Monkey
on Mon 03 Jul 2006 17:43 BST
This article is from old friend Steve KennedyThe Article is from the great technology news service http://www.theregister.co.uk WiMAX is ... more » Friday, June 30
Fatman iTube
by
The Trained Monkey
on Fri 30 Jun 2006 16:12 BST
Forget today's synthetic sound systems - if you want to give your
digital tracks the audiophile treatment, you need to take a look at the
Fatman iTube.
Yes, it's an old-fashioned valve amp for your portable player, which
promises to give the music from your iPod "a luscious warm analogue
sound". While old-school technology might be at work for the music
output, the iTube is still a very modern piece of kit. It's essentially
a docking station for all iPods (except the shuffle), which comes with
a remote control so you can sit back and enjoy the music - or if you
hook it up to the TV, you can enjoy your pictures and video clips,
again controlled by the remote.
Will it really improve your music that much? You can find out in July, when it goes on sale for £300. http://www.fat-man.co.uk/ Thursday, June 29
dedicated 2nd video out from the ibooks
by
The Trained Monkey
on Thu 29 Jun 2006 14:47 BST
Owen a good friend and Video Artist has told me that "You can get dedicated 2nd video out from the ibooks – it’s built into the graphics card, but has been disabled in the operating system. Install this - http://www.rutemoeller.com/mp/ibook/ibook_e.html and you have a dedicated second video out J It’s installed on Tony’s ibook and has been
on two of Andy’s without any negative effects…there’s even the software to undo
it should you want to take it in for repair and not have a voided
warranty…. Tuesday, June 27
Anonymous Posting
by
The Trained Monkey
on Tue 27 Jun 2006 17:46 BST
After much complaining for various people, yes you know who you are! I have allowed anonymous posting on the blog ... more »
There are still tickets left - A Night of Conscience
by
The Trained Monkey
on Tue 27 Jun 2006 13:58 BST
http://www.stopwar.org.uk/StoptheWar-Kendall-Smith.htm
WEDNESDAY 28 JUNE 7.30PM: A Night of Conscience Intoduced by Tony Benn St. James Church, 197 Piccadilly, London, W1J ... more »
James Dean Bradfield
by
The Trained Monkey
on Tue 27 Jun 2006 11:39 BST
James Dean Bradfield of the Manic Street Preachers is playing University London Union on Tuesday the 11/07/2006 more »
Monday, June 26
Tiger Woods '06
by
The Trained Monkey
on Mon 26 Jun 2006 23:21 BST
Well as much as I don't normally get sucked into computer games, well the last one to get me really ... more »
Friday, June 23
UK Mobile Phone Throwing championship
by
The Trained Monkey
on Fri 23 Jun 2006 17:35 BST
The event takes place on 20 August at London's Tooting Bec Athletics Track. The first throw is due to take place at 2pm. It costs £5 to enter, which gives you three attempts at elevating a handset. Entrants have to be 18 years old or above. more »
Roys New Toy
by
The Trained Monkey
on Fri 23 Jun 2006 14:41 BST
help people send big links via the web or for that matter over the telphone its called threesimplewords.net more »
Gamma Curves
by
The Trained Monkey
on Fri 23 Jun 2006 12:44 BST
This was a post that Phil the Chief Engineer here at Root6 made in his blog regarding Gama Curves and future developement of ContentAgent.....permlink to the post
Broadcast live
by
The Trained Monkey
on Fri 23 Jun 2006 12:21 BST
just having spent three days on a stand setting my purple flares 'hot wares' at Broadcast live www.broadcastlive.co.uk
at Earl Court Two, were the great and the good of the Television industry came to look at shiny boxes and electronics with blue leds on them, I bumped into a few old faces and had a good time meeting some new ones and hopefully soon to be good customers as well. Had the wonder pleasure of showing the sales people at Sony how to dub one tape format to another with audio. The key to it guys is arming the audio tracks, giggles He's a picture of top bloke Phil...is it all going well Phil?  Other pictures here and here Sunday, June 18
optical illusion
by
The Trained Monkey
on Sun 18 Jun 2006 03:53 BST
my first attempt at creating an optical illusion
order your Sony Playstation 3 now
by
The Trained Monkey
on Sun 18 Jun 2006 01:59 BST
Bloody hell not at that price....Sony's PlayStation 3 (PS3) has gone on sale on the web despite not being launched until November this year. Pre order now for disappointment at Christmas, at the very cheap honest guv price of £550 ($1,020) at online shop, play.com.
Friday, June 16
mobile blogging test
by
The Trained Monkey
on Fri 16 Jun 2006 08:33 BST
Testing mobile blogging
-from phone Thursday, June 15
Wednesday, June 14
Avenue Q
by
The Trained Monkey
on Wed 14 Jun 2006 11:17 BST
Well went to see Avenue Q last night at the Noel Coward Theatre and it was excellent could not recommend it more, if you want a fun night at the theatre involving sex, drug, intenet and puppets, its your kind of night.
Saturday, June 10
Last.fm
by
The Trained Monkey
on Sat 10 Jun 2006 10:46 BST
well its my birthday today so i thought I'm have some birthday music...so i logged into last.fm and turned it up loud.
Friday, June 9
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